With the recent outbreak of zombie-like attacks, we thought we’d share a few tips to help prevent being eaten the next time you are out running errands.
(Read the news story here. )
First of all, with many of the recent zombie-esque attacks occurring in Florida, Tampa Bayans…Tampa Bayites?…either way, we need to be prepared for the possibility that WE could be the next target of a flesh eating fiasco. Follow these tips and you will have nothing to worry about!
- If you see a zombie RUN AWAY!!! Distance is your best friend, if they can’t grab you, they can’t eat you.
- Know the defining characteristics of zombies. Poor hygiene, moaning and groaning, slow moving and probably the most obvious of all, they are eating someone.
- If you’re hanging around someone that says, “Hey! Would you care to partake in these bath salts?” run away. The transformation is inevitable. It’s science.
The most effective and enjoyable way to avoid becoming the next zombie value meal is by staying home and watching the CW44! Check out what’s on right now.