Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Cleavage
Just when I thought we were safe, the side-boob monster rears its unsightly head once again. Yes, I actually used the word unsightly when referencing side-boob. Believe it or not, side-boob is not always pretty.
This week, Lindsay Lohan found her way onto the red carpet in London for Gabrielle’s Gala, an annual fundraiser in aid of Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation for Cancer. On one hand, I am happy to see Lindsay ditching her bad-girl attitude to give back in such a charitable way. On the other hand, I am not happy about the side-boob!
We know Ms. Lohan has the proper equipment, but this dress does her no justice. The bust of this dress creates an odd pancake illusion, if you catch my drift. Plus, momma always taught me to pick one and flaunt it. Meaning if you choose to show leg, cover a little up top and visa-versa. LiLo must have missed this lesson because everything is hanging out in this look. It’s not quite the look most would think is synonymous with a cancer foundation gala… but maybe that’s just me.
Vanessa Rao | CW44 Tampa Bay