OCTOBER 31st, 2014 (ST.PETE, FLORIDA)- After years of failed attempts, a group of slightly crazed scientists gathered together in a last stitch effort to bring their vision to life. Their tireless endeavor finally paid off. The cloning of Dr. Paul Bearer II is a success.
The cloning was no easy feat. Sources say that a greasy hair belonging to TV star Dr. Paul Bearer was found inside a nearly decayed script from a 1975 episode of Creature Feature airing on WTOG. Mad scientists extracted DNA from the hair and began the cloning process. On Halloween of 2014, they announced that they successfully cloned a fully developed adult male known as Dr. Paul Bearer II.